so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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