Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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