oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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