i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
we should paint friendship bongs
Randomize
