I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
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