at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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