I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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