No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
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