it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
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