ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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