I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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