Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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