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around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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