Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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