When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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