i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
I have peed in a lot of sinks
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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