That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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