I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
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