He asked to "fluff my boner.."
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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