I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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