East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
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