you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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