ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
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