Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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