Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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