Dual....:-)
Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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