so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I believe in your delicious
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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