he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
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