i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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