Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Are my feet made of real feet?
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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