Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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