i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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