do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
Two words: blizzard sex
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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