If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize
