i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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