HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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