I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
I am mentally ready for anal.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
Randomize
