Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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