real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
The struggles of a small town man whore
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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