this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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