Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
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