Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
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