We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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