Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
Randomize
