In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
that is very illegal...i love you.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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