do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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