we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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