what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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