She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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