I hate your face
I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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