I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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