I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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